[Chorus] B F# E Today I don't feel like doing anything B F# E I just wanna lay in my bed B F# Don't feel like picking up my phone E So leave a message at the tone B Ebm E Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything [Verse 1] B F# Uh, I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan E Turn the TV on, Throw my hand in my pants B Ebm E Nobody's gonna tell me I can't, nah B F# I'll be lying on the couch just chillin in my snuggie E Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie B F# E Cause in my castle I'm the freakin man [Pre Chorus] C#m Oh Oh, yes I said it Ebm I said it E F# I said it cause I can [Chorus] B F# E Today I don't feel like doing anything B F# E I just wanna lay in my bed B F# Don't feel like picking up my phone E So leave a message at the tone B Ebm E Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all B F# Ooh hoo ooh hoo E Hoo ooh ooh, Nothing at all B F# Ooh hoo ooh hoo E Hoo ooh ooh [Verse 2] B F# Tomorrow I wake up, do some P90X E With a really nice girl have some really nice sex B F# E And she's gonna scream out, "this is great" (Oh my god this is great) B F# I might mess around and get my college degree E I bet my old man will be so proud of me B Ebm E I'm sorry pops you just have to wait [Pre Chorus] C#m Oh Oh, yes I said it Ebm I said it E F# I said it cause I can [Chorus] B F# E Today I don't feel like doing anything B F# E I just wanna lay in my bed B F# Don't feel like picking up my phone E So leave a message at the tone B Ebm E Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything [Bridge] C#m F# No I ain't gonna comb my hair B F# Cause I ain't going anywhere E Ebm B No no no no no no no no nooo C#m F# I'll just strut in my birthday suit B F# And let everything hang loose E Ebm B Abm Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahhh [Chorus] B F# E Ohh,Today I don't feel like doing anything B F# E I just wanna lay in my bed B F# Don't feel like picking up my phone E So leave a message at the tone B Ebm E Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all B F# Ooh hoo ooh hoo E Hoo ooh ooh, Nothing at all B F# Ooh hoo ooh hoo E Hoo ooh ooh B Nothing at all