[Intro] C Em Am FMaj7 Fm C I still remember.. C third of December.. Em me in your sweater Em You said it looked better Am on me than it did you Am Only if you knew FMaj7 how much I liked you Fm But I watch your eyes as she C Walks.. by.. C Em What a sight for sore.. eyes.. Em Am brighter than a blue.. sky.. Am FMaj7 Fm She's got you mesmerized while I die [Chorus] C Why would you ever kiss me? Em I'm not even half as pretty Am You gave her your sweater, Am it's just polyester FMaj7 But you like her better Fm Wish I were Heather C Watch as she stands with her C holding your hand Em Put your arm 'round her shoulder Em now I'm getting colder Am But how could I hate her? Am She's such an angel FMaj7 But then again Fm kinda wish she were dead as she C Walks.. by.. C Em What a sight for sore.. eyes.. Em Am brighter than a blue.. sky.. Am FMaj7 Fm She's got you mesmerized while I die [Chorus] C Why would you ever kiss me? Em I'm not even half as pretty Am You gave her your sweater, Am it's just polyester FMaj7 But you like her better Fm Wish I were Heather.. C Em (oh..) Wish I were Heather Am FMaj7 Fm (oh..) Wish I were Heather [Chorus] C Why would you ever kiss me? Em I'm not even half as pretty Am You gave her your sweater, Am it's just polyester FMaj7 But you like her better Fm Wish I were