[Verse 1] A F#m7 A green plastic watering can E D For a fake Chinese rubber plant A D In the fake plastic earth A F#m7 That she bought from a rubber man E D In a town full of rubber plans A D To get rid of itself [Chorus] Bm7 It wears her out.. A It wears her out.. Bm7 It wears her out.. A It wears her out [Verse 2] A F#m7 She lives with a broken man E D A cracked polystyrene man A D Who just crumbles and burns A F#m7 He used to do surgery E D For girls in the eighties A D But gravity always wins [Chorus] Bm And it wears him out.. A It wears him out.. Bm It wears him out.. Asus4 A It weeeeeaaaars [Verse 3] A F#m7 She looks like the real thing E D She tastes like the real thing A D My fake plastic love A F#m7 But I can't help the feeling E D I could blow through the ceiling A D If I just turn and run [Chorus] Bm7 And it wears me out A It wears me out Bm7 It wears me out A It wears me out [Outro] Bm7 And if I could be who you wanted A If I could be who you wanted Bm7 All the time.. A All the time.. Bm7 A Bm7 A