[Verse] G Bm Em I read the news today oh, boy C Em Asus2 About a lucky man who made the grade G Bm Em And though the news was rather sad C F Em Em7 Well I just had to laugh C F Em Cmaj I saw the photograph G Bm Em He blew his mind out in a car C Em Asus2 He didn't notice that the lights had changed G Bm Em A crowd of people stood and stared C F They'd seen his face before, Em Em7 C Nobody was really sure if he was from the house of lords. G Bm Em I saw a film today oh, boy C Em Asus2 The english army had just won the war G Bm Em A crowd of people turned away C F But I just had a look Em Em7 C Having read the book, C Bm G Em I'd love to turn... you... on... Intermezzo (Eminor turns into Emajor) [Verse] E Woke up, fell out of bed, Dsus4/D/D2/D Dragged a comb across my head E F#m7 Found my way downstairs and drank a cup, E F#m7 B7 And looking up I noticed I was late. E Found my coat and grabbed my hat Dsus4/D/D2/D Made the bus in seconds flat E F#m7 B7 Found my way upstairs and had a smoke, E F#m7 and somebody spoke and I went into a dream Am C G D Aaaahhhhh E D C D G [Verse] G Bm Em I read the news today oh boy C Em Asus2 Four thousand holes in blackburn, lancashire G Bm Em And though the holes were rather small C F They had to count them all, Em Em7 C Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the albert hall. C Bm G Am E I'd love to turn... you... on...