[Intro] D# Cm G# A# D# We sleep all day and rock the night Cm We just get up to start another fight G# We kiss and then we bite A# D# We are Trainwrecks D# You don't keep passing up a slub Cm Get freaky now cause I can't keep a job G# We don't update our blogs A# D# We are Trainwrecks Cm G# A# People love to tell us what to do Cm G# A# That's just cause they're jealous of me and you D# We're digging through the couch for cash Cm We're taking cabs cause both our cars are trashed G# But we're still kicking ass A# D# We are Trainwrecks Cm Trainwrecks G# we're still kicking ass A# D# We are Trainwrecks Cm G# A# We think it's uncool to be on time Cm G# A# Mooching off our friends is not a federal crime D# Someday we'll cut our critics down to size Cm And crash a Diddy party in disguise G# We fall but then we rise A# D# We are Trainwrecks Cm Trainwrecks G# That's the story of our lives A# D# We are Trainwrecks Cm Trainwrecks G# That's the story of our lives A# D# We are Trainwrecks