[Intro] C C7 Am Fm C Life isn't quite what I thought it'd be E When I was a kid on VoIP Am I thought when I'd get older, F Fm I'd marry her.. I told her C But now I'm 26, work in an office E 9 'til 5, not the best, I'll be honest Am F If I could change a single thing Fm I'd make it me and not him.. [Chorus] F But he's in your bed, Fm C.. I'm in your Twitch Chat F I've got the key Fm C.. and he's just a doormat F Fm And even though he's got social skills C C7 That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills F Fm Anyway, make the most of him, C Cause she moves on E F Fm pretty bloody quick, ooh.. Dm Your new boyfriend's an arseh0le (Wo !) [Intl] C E Am F Fm C E Am F Fm C Yeah, I've met Jared (of course I've met Jared) E The one that took you away from me Am You hit it off instantly F Fm I know, cause you won't stop telling me C I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles E Push against his fashion sense Am I've thought about what he looks like nude F Fm C (I'm not gay though) C E Cause she's living the dream.. Am Oh, she's living the dream.. F Fm From back when we were seventeen C E She's living the dream.. Am Oh, she's living the dream F Fm From back when we were seventeen C How on earth can I be saved? C When I'm one click away from insane Am I just think that I deserve F Fm A little bit of what I earned C I'm not gonna make another scene E the one I made when I was 23 Am Means I'm not F Fm F allowed in Disney World [Chorus] F But he's in your bed, Fm C.. I'm in your Twitch Chat F I've got the key Fm C.. and he's just a doormat F Fm And even though he's got social skills C C7 That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills F Fm Anyway, make the most of him, C Cause she moves on E F Fm pretty bloody quick, ooh.. Dm Dm Your new boyfriend's an arseh0le [Intl] C E Am F Fm C E I think about you everyday.. Am F Fm So how on earth can I be saved.. C E I think about him a lot as well Am F Fm Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell.. C E Cause you're beauty.. And you're grace Am Your telephone calls F Fm are my favorite place C E I want you to notice me Am F Fm With no restraining order please C (Jason Derulo!) E I want you to care.. Am F Fm C... I want to smell your hair..