G D A I have this thing where I get older Bm but just never wiser G D A Bm midnights become my afternoons.. G D when my depression A works the graveyard shift Bm all of the people.. G D I've ghosted stand A Bm there in the room.. G I should not be D A left to my own devices Bm G they come with prices and vices D I end up in crisis, A Bm (tale as old as time..) G D A I wake up screaming from dreaming Bm G one day I'll watch as you're leaving D A cause you got tired of my scheming Bm (for the last time..) [Chorus] G D it's me.. hi.. A Bm I'm the problem, it's me.. G D A Bm at tea..time.. everybody agrees.. G D A I'll stare directly at the sun Bm but never in the mirror G D it must be exhausting always A Bm rooting for the anti hero [Intl] G D A Bm G D A sometimes I feel like everybody Bm is a sexy baby G D A Bm and I'm a monster on the hill.. G D too big to hang out A slowly lurching toward Bm your favorite city G D pierced through the heart A Bm but never killed.. G D A did you hear my covert narcissism Bm G I disguise as altruism D A like some kind of congressman Bm (tale as old as time..) G D A I wake up screaming from dreaming Bm G one day I'll watch as you're leaving D A and life will lose all its meaning Bm (for the last time..) [Chorus] G D it's me.. hi.. A Bm I'm the problem, it's me.. G D A Bm at tea..time.. everybody agrees.. G D A I'll stare directly at the sun Bm but never in the mirror G D it must be exhausting always A Bm rooting for the anti hero [Intl] G D A Bm G D A I have this dream my daughter in law Bm kills me for the money.. G D A Bm she thinks I left them in the will.. G D A the family gathers 'round and reads it Bm and then someone screams out G D A Bm she's laughing up at us from hell.. [Chorus] G D it's me.. hi.. A Bm I'm the problem, it's me.. G D it's me.. hi.. A Bm I'm the problem, it's me.. G D it's me.. hi.. A Bm everybody agrees, G D A Bm everybody agrees.. G D it's me.. hi.. A Bm I'm the problem, it's me.. G D A Bm at tea..time.. everybody agrees.. G D A I'll stare directly at the sun Bm but never in the mirror G D it must be exhausting always A Bm rooting for the anti hero [Outro] G D A Bm