[Intro] C G Am F C G Am F C G You booked the night train for a reason.. Am F So you could sit there.. in this hurt.. C G Bustling crowds or silent sleepers.. Am F You're not sure which is worse.. [Chorus] C Because I.. dropped your hand while dancing G Left you out there standing Am Crestfallen on the landing F Champagne problems.. C Your mom's ring in your pocket G My picture in your wallet Am Your heart was glass, I dropped it F Champagne problems.. [Intro] C G Am F C G You told your family for a reason.. Am F You couldn't keep it in.. C G Your sister splashed out on the bottle.. Am F Now no one's celebrating.. [Chorus] C Dom Pérignon, you brought it G No crowd of friends applauded Am Your hometown skeptics called it F Champagne problems.. C You had a speech, you're speechless G Love slipped beyond your reaches Am And I couldn't give a reason F Champagne problems [Intro] C G Am F C G Am F C G Your Midas touch on the Chevy door Am November flush and your flannel cure Am "This dorm was once a madhouse" F I made a joke, "Well, it's made for me" C G How evergreen, our group of friends Am Don't think we'll say that word again Am And soon they'll have the nerve to F deck the halls That we once walked through C One for the money, two for the show G I never was ready so I watch you go Am Sometimes you just don't know the answer F 'Til someone's on their knees and asks you C "She would've made such a lovely bride G What a shame she's f*cked in the head," they said Am But you'll find the real thing instead F She'll patch up your tapestry that I shred [Chorus] C And.. hold your hand while dancing G Never leave you standing Am Crestfallen on the landing F With champagne problems C Your mom's ring in your pocket G Her picture in your wallet Am You won't remember all my F Champagne problems C G Am You won't remember all my F Champagne problems [Outro] C G Am F C