[Intro] Ugh, you're a monster [Verse 1] D#m F# D#m I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla F# Better hit the deck like the card dealer D#m F# My whole squad's in here, walking around the party D#m F# A cross between a zombie apocalypse and big Bobby "The [Verse 2] D#m F# Brain" Heenan which is probably the D#m Same reason I wrestle with mania F# Shady's in this bitch, I'm posse'd up D#m Consider it to cross me a costly mistake F# D#m If they sleepin' on me, the hoes better get insomnia D#m ADHD, Hydroxycut [Verse 3] D#m Pass the Courvoisi' (Hey, hey) F# D#m In AA with an AK, melee, finna set it like a playdate F# Better vacate, retreat like a vacay, mayday D#m F# This beat is cray-cray, Ray J h a h a h a D#m F# Laughing all the way to the bank, I spray flames F# They cannot tame or placate the (Ayy) [Chorus 1] D#m Monster F# D#m You get in my way, I'ma feed you to the monster, yeah F# D#m I'm normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster, yeah F# D#m When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers F# D#m I look like a villain outta those blockbusters F# (Godzilla, fire spitter), monster D#m F# Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet D#m F# (Fire, Godzilla, fire), monster D#m F# Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet [Verse 4] D#m F# I'm just a product of Slick Rick and Onyx, told 'em lick the balls D#m Had 'em just appalled at so many things that pissed 'em off F# It's impossible to list 'em all D#m And in the midst of all this F# I'm in a mental hospital with a crystal ball D#m Tryna see, will I still be like this tomorrow? F# Risperdal, voices whisper [Verse 5] D#m F# My fist is balled back up against the wall, pencil drawn D#m This is just the song to go ballistic on F# You just pulled a pistol on the guy with the missile launcher D#m F# I'm just a Loch Ness, the mythological D#m Quick to tell a bitch screw off like a fifth of Vodka F# When you twist the top of the bottle, I'm a [Chorus 2] D#m Monster F# D#m You get in my way, I'ma feed you to the monster, yeah F# D#m I'm normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster, yeah F# D#m When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers F# D#m I look like a villain outta those blockbusters F# (Godzilla, fire spitter), monster D#m F# Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet D#m F# (Fire, Godzilla, fire), monster D#m F# Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet [Verse 6] D#m F# If you never gave a damn, raise your hand D#m F# Cause I'm about to set trip, vacation plans D#m F# I'm on point like my index is, so all you will ever get is D#m F# The motherfuckin' finger (Finger), prostate exam ('Xam) [Verse 7] D#m How can I have all these fans and perspire? F# Like a liar's pants, I'm on fire D#m And I got no plans to retire F# and I'm still the man you admire D#m These chicks are spazzin' out F# I only get more handsome and flier D#m I got 'em passin' out like what F# you do when you hand someone flyers [Verse 8] D#m And what goes around comes around F# just like the blades on a chainsaw D#m Cause I caught the flap of my dollar F# stack right off the bat like a baseball D#m Like Kid Ink, bitch, I got them racks F# with so much ease that they call me Diddy D#m 'Cause I make bands and I call F# getting cheese a cakewalk (Cheesecake, yeah) [Bridge 1] D#m F# Bitch, I'm a player, I'm too motherfuckin' stingy for Cher D#m F# Won't even lend you an ear, ain't even pretending to care D#m But I tell a bitch I'll marry her if she'll bury her F# Face on my genital area, the original Richard Ramirez B Christian Rivera, 'cause my lyrics never sit well B So they wanna give me the chair [Bridge 2] D#m Like a paraplegic, and it's scary, call it Harry Caray B Cause every Tom and Dick, and Harry carry B a Merriam motherfuckin' dictionary F# Got 'em swearing up and down F# they can't spit, this shit's hilarious A# It's time to put these bitches in the obituary column A# We wouldn't see eye to eye with a staring problem A# Get the shaft like a steering column (Mark Jack) [Verse 9] D#m F# Trigger happy, pack heat, but it's black ink D#m Evil half of the Bad Meets F# Evil, that means take a back seat D#m Take it back to Fat Petes with a maxi, single F# Look at my rap sheets, what attracts these people D#m Is my gangster, bitch, like Apache with a catchy jingle F# I stack chips, you barely got a half-eaten Cheeto [Verse 10] Eminem Raps Super Fast! D#m F# Fill 'em with the venom and eliminate 'em D#m Other words, I Minute Maid 'em F# I don't want to hurt 'em, but I did 'em in a fit of rage F# I'm murderin' again, nobody will evade him D#m Finna kill 'em and dump all the fuckin' bodies in the lake F# Obliterating everything, incinerate and renegade 'em D#m And I make anybody who want it with the pen afraid F# But don't nobody want it, but they're gonna get it anyway [Verse 11] D#m Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like I'm mentally ill F# I'm Attila, kill or be killed, I'm a killer bee, the vanilla gorilla D#m You're bringin' the killer within me out of me F# You don't want to be the enemy of the demon who went in me D#m And be on the receivin' end of me, what stupidity it'd be D#m Every bit of me is the epitome of a spitter D#m When I'm in the vicinity, motherfucker, you better duck F# Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me [Verse 14] D#m A hundred percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me F# I'm 'bout to fuckin' finish you bitch, I'm unfadable D#m You wanna battle, I'm available, D#m I'm blowin' up like an inflatable F# I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable D#m I'm on the toilet bowl, I got a trailer F# full of money and I'm paid in full F# I'm not afraid to pull the [Outro] Man, stop Look what I'm plannin' haha