[Chorus] Em C D My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin' why G D Em Got out of bed at all C D The morning rain clouds up my window G D Em And I can't see at all C D And even if I could it'll all be gray G D Em But your picture on my wall C C# It reminds me that it's not so bad G D Em It's not so bad Em C D My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin' why G D Em Got out of bed at all C D The morning rain clouds up my window G D Em And I can't see at all C D And even if I could it'll all be gray G D Em But your picture on my wall C C# It reminds me that it's not so bad C It's not so bad [Verse 1] Em C D Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin G D Em I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom C D I sent two letters back in Autumn, you must not have got 'em G D There probably was a problem with the post office or somethin' Em C D Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em G D Em But anyway, what's been up man, how's your daughter? C My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father C# C If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her Em I'm a name her Bonnie C I read about your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry D G D Em I had a friend kill himself over some b**** who didn't want him C D I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan G D Em I even got that underground s*** that you did with Skam C D I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man G D Em I like that s*** you did with Rawkus too, that s*** was phat C Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back A/C# C Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan [Chorus] Em C D My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin' why G D Em Got out of bed at all C D The morning rain clouds up my window G D Em And I can't see at all C D And even if I could it'll all be gray G D Em But your picture on my wall C C# It reminds me that it's not so bad C Em It's not so bad [Verse 2] Em C Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance, D G Em I ain't mad, I think it's just f***** up that you don't answer fans C If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert D G D You didn't have to, but you could've signed an autograph for Matthew Em C That's my little brother man, he's only six years old D We waited in the blistering cold for you G D Em For four hours and you just said no C That's pretty s****y man, you're like his f***ing idol C# C Em He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do C I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to D G D Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I write you Em C You would write back, see I'm just like you in a way D I never knew my father neither G D Em He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her C I can relate to what you're saying in your songs D G D So when I have a s****y day, I drift away and put em on Em C Cause I don't really got s*** else, so that s*** helps when I'm depressed C# C I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest Em C Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds D G D Its like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me Em C See everthing you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it D G D My girlfriend's jealous, because I talk about you 24/7 Em C But she don't know you like I know you slim, no one does D G D She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up Em C You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose C# Sincerely yours, Stan, p.s. C We should be together too [Chorus] Em C D My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin' why G D Em Got out of bed at all C D The morning rain clouds up my window G D Em And I can't see at all C D And even if I could it'll all be gray G D Em But your picture on my wall C C# It reminds me that it's not so bad C It's not so bad [Verse 3] Em C D Dear Mr I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans G D This'll be the last package I ever send your a** Em It's been six months and still no words C I don't deserve it D I know you got my last two letters G D I wrote the addresses on them perfect Em C So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it D G D I'm in the car right now, I'm doin' 90 on the freeway Em C C# Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? C You know that song by Phil Collins, In the Air of the Night Em C About that guy who could've saved that other guy from drowning D G D But didn't, but Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him Em C That's kinda how this is, you could've rescued me from drowning D G D Now it's too late, I'm on a 1,000 downers now, I'm drowsy Em C And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call D G D I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off my wall Em C C# I love you Slim, we could've been together, think about it C Em You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it C And when you dream, I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it D G D Em I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me C See Slim, shut up b****, I'm trying to talk D G D Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk Em C But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you D G D Em Cause if she suffocates, she'll suffer more, then she'll die too C C# Well, gotta go, I'm almost under the bridge now C Oh s***, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this s*** out? [Instrumental] x2 Em C C# C [Chorus] Em C D My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin' why G D Em Got out of bed at all C D The morning rain clouds up my window G D Em And I can't see at all C D And even if I could it'll all be gray G D Em But your picture on my wall C C# It reminds me that it's not so bad C It's not so bad [Verse 4] Em C Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner, but I've just been busy D G D You say your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Em C Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that D And here's an autograph for your brother G D Em I wrote it on this Starter cap C I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I must've missed you D G D Em Don't think I did that s*** intentionally just to dis you C C# But what's that s*** you said about you like to cut your wrists too? C I say that s*** just clownin' dog Em C'mon, how f***ed up is you? C You got some issues, Stan, I think you need some counseling D G D Em To keep your a** from bouncin' off the walls when you get down some C And what's this s*** about us meant to be together? D G D Em That type of s*** will make me not want us to meet each other C I really think you and your girlfriend need each other D G Or maybe you just need to treat her better D Em C I hope you get to read this letter, I hope it reaches you in time C# C Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine Em C If you relax a little, I'm glad that I inspire you, but Stan D G D Em Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan C I just don't want you to do some crazy s*** D G D Em I seen this one s*** on the news a couple of weeks ago that made me sick C Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge D G D And had his girlfriend in his trunk and she was pregnant with his kid Em C And in the car they found a tape, didn't say who it was to C# C Em Come to think about it, his name was, it was you... [Ending] Em Damn