[Chorus] F G A# Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? G# My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady F G A# Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? G# My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady F G A# Hi, my name is, what? (Excuse me) My name is, who? G# My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady (Can I have the attention of the class for one second?) F G A# Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? G# My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady [Verse 1] F G Hi, kids, do you like violence? (Yeah, yeah, yeah) A# G# Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh) F G A# Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah, yeah) G# Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is? (Huh?) F G My brain's dead weight, I'm tryna get my head straight A# G# But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Oh) F# G A# And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady, you a basehead" (Uh-uh) G# "Then why's your face red? Man, you wasted" F G Well, since age 12, I felt like I'm someone else A# G# 'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt F G Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off A# G# And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross F G I smoke a fat pound of grass, and fall on my ass A# G# Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast F G Come here, slut; "Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dawg" A# G# I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off [Chorus] F G A# Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? G# My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady F G A# Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? G# My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady F G A# Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? G# My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady F G A# Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? G# My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady [Verse 2] F G My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (Shh) A# G# Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35 F G A# I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler G# And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Ow) F G Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up A# G# Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup F G A# G# Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a spaceship While they're screaming at me, "Let's just be friends" F G A# 99 percent of my life, I was lied to G# I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn) F G I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper A# G# Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her (Oh, thank you) F G You know you blew up when the women rush your stands A# G# And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans (Ahh, ahh, ahh) F G This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) A# G# So I signed it, "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole" [Chorus] F G A# Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? G# My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady F G A# Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? G# My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady F G A# Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? G# My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady F G A# Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? G# My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady [Verse 3] F G Stop the tape, this kid needs to be locked away (Get him) A# G# Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate F G I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that) A# G# I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive (Huh, yup) F G A# Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide G# I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? (Go ahead) F G All my life I was very deprived A# G# I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops) F G Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk A# G# I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (Come here) F G When I was little, I used to get so hungry I would throw fits A# G# How you gonna breastfeed me, Mom? You ain't got no tits F G I lay awake and strap myself in the bed A# G# With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (Bang) F 'Cause I'm steamin' mad (Grr) G A# And by the way, when you see my dad (Yeah?) G# Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had [Chorus] F G A# Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? G# My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady F G A# Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? G# My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady F G A# Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? G# My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady F G A# Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? G# My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady