[Intro] Am Bm Bm Am C Am E Am Am Bm Bm Am C Am E Am [Verse 1] Am Bm I sit back with this pack of Zig-Zag's and this bag of this weed Am C Am It gives me the shit needed to be the most meanest MC on this, on this Earth E Am And since birth, I've been cursed with this curse to just curse Bm And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works Am C And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve all this tension Am Dispensing these sentences E Am Getting this stress that's been eating me recently off of this chest Bm And I rest again peacefully Am C But at least have the decency in you to leave me alone Am When you freaks see me out E Am In the streets when I'm eating or feeding my daughter Bm To not come and speak to me Am I don't know you and no, I don't owe you a motherfucking thing C Am I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think E Am I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick Bm If you tempt me, my tank is on empty Am No patience is in me and if you offend me C Am I'm lifting you ten feet in the air E Am I don't care who was there and who saw me destroy you Bm Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit Am I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe C Am I'm tired of all you E Am I don't mean to be mean, but that's all I can be, it's just me [Chorus] Am Bm And I am whatever you say I am Am If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? C Am E In the paper, the news, every day I am Am Radio won't even play my jam Am Bm Cause I am whatever you say I am Am If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? C Am E In the paper, the news, every day I am Am I don't know, that's just the way I am [Verse 2] Am Bm Sometimes I just feel like my father Am I hate to be bothered with all of this nonsense C Am It's constant and, "Oh, it's his lyrical content E Am The song "Guilty Conscience" has gotten such rotten responses" Bm And all of this controversy circles me Am C Am And it seems like the media immediately points a finger at me E So I point one back at them Am But not the index or pinkie, or the ring, or the thumb Bm It's the one you put up when you don't give a fuck Am C When you won't just put up with the bullshit they pull Am Cause they full of shit too E Am When a dude's getting bullied and shoots up his school Bm And they blame it on Marilyn and the heroin Am Where were the parents at? C And look where it's at! Am Middle America, now, it's a tragedy E Am Bm Now it's so sad to see, an upper-class city having this happening Am Then attack Eminem cause I rap this way C Am But I'm glad cause they feed me the fuel that I need E Am For the fire to burn and it's burning, and I have returned [Chorus] Am Bm And I am whatever you say I am Am If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? C Am E In the paper, the news, every day I am Am Radio won't even play my jam Am Bm Cause I am whatever you say I am Am If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? C Am E In the paper, the news, every day I am Am I don't know, that's just the way I am [Verse 3] Am Bm I'm so sick and tired of being admired Am That I wish that I would just die or get fired C Am And dropped from my label, let's stop with the fables E Am I'm not gonna be able to top on "My Name Is" Bm And pigeon-holed into some poppy sensation Am To cop me rotation at rock'n'roll stations C Am E Am And I just do not got the patience to deal with these cocky Caucasians Bm Who think I'm some wigger who just tries to be black Am Cause I talk with an accent and grab on my balls C Am So they always keep asking the same fucking questions E What school did I go to? Am What hood I grew up in? Bm The why, the who, what, when, the where and the how Am Till I'm grabbing my hair and I'm tearing it out C Am Cause they driving me crazy E Am I can't take it, I'm racing, I'm pacing, I stand and I sit Bm And I'm thankful for every fan that I get Am C Am But I can't take a shit in the bathroom without someone standing by it E No, I won't sign your autograph Am You can call me an asshole, I'm glad [Chorus] Am Bm Cause I am whatever you say I am Am If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? C Am E In the paper, the news, every day I am Am Radio won't even play my jam Am Bm Cause I am whatever you say I am Am If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? C Am E In the paper, the news, every day I am Am I don't know, that's just the way I am [Outro] Am Bm Bm Am C Am E Am Am Bm Bm Am C Am E Am